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Naughty Junk Food Diaries: Earning Ms. Hines Office Goodies

“Mr. Moore……Ms. Hines will see you now”.

With that announcement, I rose up off my seat. Nervously I walked towards the door, not sure what to expect. This meeting was weeks in the making. My MicVinny Team had called Ms. Hines assistants several times to arrange this special meeting. Countless meetings had been cancelled because our schedules just didn’t match up.

But today it was finally happening. Today was the day Ms. Hines and I would finally meet. I had no idea what she would look like but I knew it was going to be unforgettable. As I approached the door I could hear the lyrics to The Weeknd’s “Earned It” echoing in the background as if I was in a music video.

You make it look like it’s magic
Cause I see nobody, nobody but you, you, you
I’m never confused
Hey, hey
I’m so used to being used

I had seen others like Ms. Hines around town and attempted developing solid friendships. But just like the song, I always ended up being used. I would put my trust into the friendship and only end up as a ruined wreck weeks later. Why would I expect anything different from Ms. Hines? What was so special about her that would change my recent history?

So I love when you call unexpected
Cause I hate when the moment’s expected

Love might be a strong word for this feeling right now! Heck, I was just about to meet her for the first time. But I was very appreciative towards this initial meeting.

254F34D100000578-2938347-Moving_mountains_Grey_then_demands_that_his_secretary_cancel_his-a-22_1422988075660With that mental picture, I walked through that door and gazed upon the figure in front of me. All I could think of was….

So I’ma care for you, you, you
I’ma care for you, you, you, you, yeah
Cause girl you’re perfect
You’re always worth it
And you deserve it
The way you work it
Cause girl you earned it
Girl you earned it

We chatted for over thirty minutes. The conversation just naturally flowed. Our eyes made contact our chemistry flowed naturally. Man, where was this girl all my life!

She had such a beautiful complexion. I instantly knew she was the result of two opposites. I could visually see one of her parents were a dark chocolate complexion while the other was of a lighter complexion. This pairing created something truly sexy and exotic called Ms. Haines.

You know our love would be tragic
So you don’t pay it, don’t pay it no mind
We live with no lies
Hey, hey
You’re my favorite kind of night

I poured my emotions into the conversation we were having. I told her right away what I expected in this new relationship. We both were professionals so I knew she could handle it.

I’m so used to being used
So I love when you call unexpected
Cause I hate when the moment’s expected
So I’ma care for you, you, you
I’ma care for you, you, you, you, yeah
Cause girl you’re perfect
You’re always worth it
And you deserve it
The way you work it
Cause girl you earned it
Girl you earned it

She blushed.
“Don’t blow it Mike!”, I repeated to myself. “You might be going to fast, slow down and remember what happened in the past.”

With that thought, I stood up from the couch and looked outside of her window.Man-Window-Capture

The afternoon had turned into evening as the sun lowered down. I turned around and saw that she had stood up right behind me.She was perfect in every way.

We approached each other…

On that lonely night
You said it wouldn’t be love
But we felt the rush
It made us believe it there was only us
Convinced we were broken inside, inside
I’m so used to being used

This once innocent encounter now turned into something neither of us expected. Passion inched its way into our hearts as we got closer and closer….

So I love when you call unexpected
Cause I hate when the moment’s expected
So I’ma care for you, you, you
I’ma care for you, you, you, you, yeah

I ogled her up and down with nothing but delight shimmering in my eyes. My shirt was forcefully thrown to the floor. I wrapped my arms around her and guided her towards the office table.

Immediately I searched from some sort of protection. We didn’t know each other that well yet and I always come prepared. In my pocket, I found it. I ripped off the plastic surrounding it and spread it appropriately.

Her eyes got big…..My eyes got big as we paused to grasp this moment……

Cause girl you’re perfect
You’re always worth it
And you deserve it
The way you work it

I opened my mouth and wrapped my lips around the sugary sweet goodness of Ms. Hines. I was prepared to go the distance. In what seemed like an eternity, our bodies became one as we approached our climax.

Once done, I got up and looked back at the damage we just did. I told myself I wouldn’t fall in love yet here I was, completely in love and completely a mess. She deserved better than me!

I immediately put my shirt back on, and threw my protection into the trash can. What once was pure white was now smudged with…….chocolate!

I told her I would call as I ran out that door with tears in my eyes!

“Don’t let her see you cry!!”

As I rushed out the door confused, I took one last look at her……

Three layer chocolate cake with vanilla frosting in the middle, chocolate frosting on the outside

Isn’t she sexy?

I know we shouldn’t be together but wasn’t this encounter worth it!

Cause girl you earned it
Girl you earned it